Tabitha
The awkward moment when you get a flashback of something embarrassing that you did.

me: despite the fact that no one views or cares about my blog, i will continue to spend the majority of my life updating it

funniest10k:

 

Colette: Horst has done time. 

Linguini: What for? 

Colette: No one know for sure. He changes the story every time you ask him.

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society: Everyone's beautiful.
society: Don't eat though, you don't want to get fat.
society: You don't eat? Anorexic freak!
society: You're a size 4? You're supposed to be a size 0!
society: You're an A cup? What are you, 8?
society: You're a C cup? That's my mums size.
society: You had sex?! Slut!
society: You haven't had sex? Hah, you're frigid!
society: You don't think you're pretty? Attention seeker!
society: You think you're pretty? Conceited much?
society: You believe in gay rights? Homo!
society: You don't believe in gay rights? Homophobic dickhead!
society: You're depressed? Attention seeker!
society: You cut yourself? Still attention seeking!
society: You can't go on? How much attention do you want?!
-someone kills themself-
society: Oh, they were so beautiful! Society sucks!
I’m sure my pillow could be a hairstylist. I always wake up with a new hairstyle..
highwayphantom:

Far too awesome

highwayphantom:

Far too awesome